Dear NYC

Dear NYC

Dear NYC (I hope it's ok if I call you that?),

As an Australian woman moving to your fine streets in the not too distant future, I have some questions for you which I am hoping you can answer:-

  1. Where can I buy Vegemite? Yes really. No, it doesn't taste like axle grease. Yes, you are putting too much on your toast. Just ask Hugh Jackman.
  2. What exactly are Twinkies, S'mores and Hoagies? And do I want to eat them?
  3. Does anyone actually eat from the hot dog vendors?
  4. Speaking of food, we will need to talk about your serving sizes.
  5. Is that a rat or a cat?
  6. How long until I can cross the street without spending 10 seconds reminding myself that you drive on the other side of the road so I need to be really careful I don't get killed?
  7. Do I need to change the way I spell Mum (Mom), honour (honor), accessorise (accessorize), flavours (flavors)? I can tell spell check and I are going to be BFFs.
  8. Will we need to sell organs to find an apartment?
  9. YOU WANT HOW MUCH FOR THE APARTMENT???
  10. Speaking of the cold, how cold does it really get? Am I going to get frost bite? Where on earth do I buy a coat that is warm enough to stop me from dying of hypothermia?

And lastly (and most importantly), will you love me as much as I plan on loving you? (I hope so). 

K? Okay.

Love, me xx

 

 

 

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